Hey, welcome to my car's site. Jezebel is a 1998 Plymouth Neon Expresso, 2.0 DOHC. She is one of the few, the proud, the Alpine Green Neons! When I got her in June of 2004, she looked like a soccer mom car. But now, she looks super cool and sporty with her Euro taillights. Other mods include an AM/FM cassette player (so I can listen to Neil Diamond) and dual interior blacklights via cigarette lighter adapter. Future mods include buying some new tires and fixing my fog light.*

UPDATE (March 28, 2005):

I've been browsing around for tires, and I think I'm going to go for some Kumhos (716? I believe), for a few reasons.

1. I heard alot of good things about Kumhos.

2. I've read alot of good things about Kumhos.

3. My present Guardsmen just might be the most ghetto tires ever (they are the "exceptional value" at your local Sears AKA the $30 specials).

4. When I drive down the street with my new tires, hot guys will be like 'Hey, Kumho' and I'll be like "I'll be there in a second!" and they'll say 'No, not you, I meant your tires.' Either way, it's a good way to pick up guys.

I also have plans when it stops raining to get a screwdriver and fix my foglight. That way, I can see the left side of the road. It's all about safety features. Ever see that "Who's the Boss?" when Tony gives Sam a car, and her friends make fun of her, and she's like "It's got SAFETY?" Yeah, that's me. Safety is cool. I think I just may start to wear a helmet while driving. That is probably the safest thing to do.

Oh, and another ADDENDUM: Coming Soon... my brother's page for his "tight ride"-- 2001 Isuzu Rodeo Sport. Yeah, my family has awesome taste in cars. 8-)

Update!!! April 18, 2005

Oh man, such updates!

I didn't get the tires yet. I am kinda looking for some wheels, erm I mean RIMS, before buying tires. My steel RIMS aren't just doin the job.

My inspection runs out this month. If Jezebel passes, I may get her a special present ;-)

I'm going to be anachronistic here for a moment. Yesterday I washed Jezebel! Man, she is one tight ride now. I even cleaned the inside using Febreeze!

In even bigger news, Jezebel was in a car show/drag race/auto cross-like event. Man, what a competition! Jezebel the Gazelle racing against Foxy the Fox 1984 RX-7 (check out shada72's car!). Like all good car shows, the owners bonded together after some good ol' fashioned race action in the parking lot.

Man, some sadness occured with the hardcore racing experience. That, my friends, is some race damage! Some evil car was trying to run me off the road! Jerks!

Car and Driver

*You don't think I'm serious, do you?