Hey everybody, thanks for showing interest in such a lovely car. It is my pleasure to drive my 1996 Volvo 850 Turbo wagon. If you are laughing now you wont be when it pulls away from your civic, loser.

(vAl-Vo)

(TeR-BOw)
RACING IN A HONDA IS LIKE RACING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED