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More Buttons than u can shake a shakey stick at XD!
Well how do i begin! Reminisces of school, all u need is a begining a middle and an end.Imagine a land where for 200 days of the year it?s dark. The citizens of this land regularly vote for government regulation of everything up to and including bedtime. A beer costs more than the fridge to put it in. The national sport is suicide.
This last activity is equally popular with the elk which inhabit the interminable pine forests that cover most of the country. The creatures have just enough intelligence to chew cud without falling over, which may explain their habit of running into the road when they hear something alarming ? like a car engine.
THE VOLVO TANK WAS BORN and so 2 was the typical volvo driver attitude
?I am providing a public service by occupying the outside lane at exactly 69 mph because it stops other people being unsafe. I?m going to Heaven, the people chewing their arms off in frustration or carving past me on the hard shoulder are going to Hell.?
as they know if they ram you in your car, they?ll live and you?ll die.
Ladies and Gentlemen this has all changed there is a small volvo resistance proving that not only can we over take the normal joe smoe we can also blast their ears and suck them along behind us at break neck speeds in the BRICKS air lag!
