Hey there. Thanks fer cummin' to see my family's cars. My name's Jeb Jefferson. Me and my kins live in Little Rock, Arkansas, and we have what is considered to be the most prestine car collection in the state. It was hard to make this page, as we pretty much live in radiofree america. I used one of 13 internet connections in the state. Come and view our cars... You just might want one.
This is my car. I did most of the bodywork myself, and cletus helped me do the rest. It sure does turn heads. And to think we almost threw my pappy's box collection away. He was so proud to see me put it to good use. When poppyseed, he nearly shit a cockatoo.
This is my aunt sue's car. Her husband clint helped her out with it. We call it the eclipsalier. it's always garage kept, and has so many cupholers screwed to the inside of the doors, it basically defies the laws of physics.
This is my poppy's car. He built it out of the fiero that sat in our yard since the day my grampy bought it in 1923 or sumphin. It's a really fast car in the straight, but doesn't really have the best handling. I think it's cuz there's no rear sway bar.
First time my cousin zeke heard about Y2K, he started stockin up. I never saw so much ramen and old milwakee in all my days. After that, he started work on the "all terrain entirely self transponding insulated casltelated entity" or as we call it, ATESTICLE. When Y2K turned out to be a bust, we decided it was still pretty boss, so we kepp it.
Sharon, my sis, who about to give birth to my nephew and son jeb Jr. needed a car to get to her adult ed class. We got her a versatile little car called a caprice. pappy and me made her a hood scoop for it for her 17 birthday.
After mama saw mad max, with her huge mel gibson crush and all, she decided to give it a go. After the 18 years in jail, she learn not to run over motorcyclists. we kep her car in teh yard with our other 12 transam parts cars while she did her time.
My uncle skeet worked with delorean for awhile as a butler in the ealy 80s. He has aspirations of car design himself. This is the DROK, a vehicle he designed while coming down a bad steel reserve induced stupor.
Welp, thats just about it. if yer ever in the area, gimme a ring and i'll take ya fer a ride to the steak coral for a fancy dinner. See ya'll later!
