Big Red has not only supplied a luxurious ride, but it also has a huge ass trunk, where many golf clubs can fit...

A day at the par 3
NUMBER 1 RULE
*If you dont hit the ball past the tee box, you play the rest of your shots on that hole with your pants down.

Mcconn, didnt make it past the tee box. "Goofiest Maximus"-Turner

Turner, swung so hard on his drive. Total distance traveled= 2 feet

Mcconn screws up again...turner yells as loud as he can-"hey look at this kid with his pants down!"

Turner screws up again...mcconn gets revenge on turner by yellin the same thing.
All of us golfers would like to thank Big Red for supplying the transportation to the golf course on the lovely, sunny day.