Vehicle Owner

Member ID: professorgunit

Location: Sowtown, YT

Vehicle Info

1995 Honda Civic

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile0 sec @ 0 mph
  • 0-600sec
  • Top Speed0mph
  • HP-1
  • Weight-1lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

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    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.

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Last updated: Jun 04, 2004

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Proffessor’s Honda Civic

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Welcome to the page of my new civic buildup. When completed this civic will be the worlds fastest civic.

Here is the civic as it was before the start of modifications.

professorgunit's 1995 Honda Civic

When completed this civic shall not be confined to quarter mile runs, but rather shall exist in a realm of anti speed. Its ability to run negative 10 seconds in the quarter mile, effectively crossing the finish line 10 seconds before the race started shall enable it to be the worlds fastest civic.

The problem with this is that world as we know it would shatter like a window, creating billions of what my cat called "Reality Shards", which would act as temporal prisms, giving birth to a multitude of waring universes. These universes would be suspended in a sea of un-time.

Here is the artists redition of the civic when completed.

professorgunit's 1995 Honda Civic

One of the new universes created after the civics first race will most likely interact with the universe we will then live within. A race of malevolent, space-faring dog-men known as the Canid will conquer Earth, as shown here in this artists rendition;

professorgunit's 1995 Honda Civic

Hope you find it amusing... anything funny was taken from Penny-Aracde

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wheelmaster_350  

Posted by: wheelmaster_350

08/22/2006 03:10PM

stop wasting ur time and get a life!!!wow ur car sucks so bad i cant believe i wasted my time looking at it,u should blow up and DIE!!!!!faggot

tight_civic_94  

Posted by: tight_civic_94

01/03/2005 08:58PM

your theory is flawed in another way, if you win the race 10 seconds before it started then the race never began therefore u never won, retard. you're just a 12 year old penny arcade homo.

Camarov8SuCkEr  

Posted by: Camarov8SuCkEr

11/08/2004 07:27PM

2 words im sorry

EG6Honda  

Posted by: EG6Honda

06/11/2004 03:19PM

Your car is an embarrassment to Imports...

gotahonda  

Posted by: gotahonda

06/04/2004 02:56PM

Your theory is flawed. Were you to win the race 10 seconds before it started, you would end up being your own mother

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Vehicle Owner

Member ID: professorgunit

Location: Sowtown, YT