Welcome to the page of my new civic buildup. When completed this civic will be the worlds fastest civic.
Here is the civic as it was before the start of modifications.

When completed this civic shall not be confined to quarter mile runs, but rather shall exist in a realm of anti speed. Its ability to run negative 10 seconds in the quarter mile, effectively crossing the finish line 10 seconds before the race started shall enable it to be the worlds fastest civic.
The problem with this is that world as we know it would shatter like a window, creating billions of what my cat called "Reality Shards", which would act as temporal prisms, giving birth to a multitude of waring universes. These universes would be suspended in a sea of un-time.
Here is the artists redition of the civic when completed.

One of the new universes created after the civics first race will most likely interact with the universe we will then live within. A race of malevolent, space-faring dog-men known as the Canid will conquer Earth, as shown here in this artists rendition;

Hope you find it amusing... anything funny was taken from Penny-Aracde