OMG... DO THIS......hint*((get a calculator!))
1. take the 1st 3 digits of ur phone number (not area code)
2. multiply by 80
3. add 1
4. multiply by 250
5. add the last 4 digits of phone number
6. add the last 4 digits again
7. minus 250
8. divide by 2
is that ur phone number?
--it really works.. thats freaky.. Haha

Wat does ur b-day month say bout u ?
.:*JANUARY*:.
Ambitious and serious
Loves to teach and be taught
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
Likes to criticize
Hardworking and productive
Smart, neat and organized
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Loves children
Homely person
Loyal
Needs to improve social abilities
Easily jealous

.:*FEBRUARY*:.
Abstract thoughts
Loves reality and abstract
Intelligent and clever
Changing personality
Temperamental
Quiet, shy and humble
Low self esteem
Honest and loyal
Determined to reach goals
Loves freedom
Rebellious when restricted
Loves aggressiveness
Too sensitive and easily hurt
Showing anger easily
Dislike unnecessary things
Loves making friends but rarely shows it
Daring and stubborn
Ambitious
Realizing dreams and hopes
Sharp
Loves entertainment and leisure
Romantic on the inside not outside
Superstitious and ludicrous
Spendthrift
Learns to show emotions

.:*MARCH*:.
Attractive personality
Affectionate
Shy and reserved
Secretive
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
Loves peace and serenity
Sensitive to others
Loves to serve others
Not easily angered
Trustworthy
Appreciative and returns kindness
Observant and assess others
Revengeful
Loves to dream and fantasize
Loves traveling
Loves attention
Hasty decisions in choosing partners
Loves home decors
Musically talented
Loves special things
Moody

.:*APRIL*:.
Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Diplomatic
Consoling
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Adventurous
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Emotional
Revengeful
Aggressive
Hasty
Good memory
Moving
Motivate one and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous

.:*MAY*:.
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Strong-willed and highly motivated
Sharp thoughts
Easily angered
Attracts others and loves attention
Deep feelings
Beautiful physically and mentally
Firm standpoint
Easily influenced
Needs no motivation
Easily consoled
Systematic (left brain)
Loves to dream
Strong clairvoyance
Understanding
Sickness usually in the ear and neck
Good imagination
Good debating skills
Good physical
Weak breathing
Loves literature and the arts
Loves traveling
Dislike being at home
Restless
Not having many children
Hardworking
High-spirited
Spendthrift

.:*JUNE*:.
Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken
Having lots of ideas
Sensitive
Active mind
Hesitating
Tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Temperamental
Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Good debating skills
Talkative
Daydreamer
Friendly
Knows how to make friends
Abiding
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds
Loves to dress up
Easily bored
Fussy
Seldom show emotions
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Executive
Stubborn
Those who love me are enemies
Those who hate me are friends

.:*JULY*:.
Fun to be with
Secretive
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Takes pride in oneself
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Tactful
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
Temperamental and unpredictable
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and starkly
Sentimental
Not revengeful
Forgiving but never forgets
Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
Guides others physically and mentally
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
Caring and loving
Treats others equally
Strong sense of sympathy
Wary and sharp
Judge people through observations
Hardworking
No difficulties in studying
Loves to be alone
Always broods about the past and the old friends
Likes to be quiet
Homely person
Waits for friends
Never looks for friends
Not aggressive unless provoked
Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
Loves to be loved
Easily hurt but takes long to recover
Overly concerned
Puts in effort in work

.:*AUGUST*:.
Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Tacked high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defense
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

.:*SEPTEMBER*:.
Suave and compromising
Careful, cautious and organized
Likes to point out people's mistakes
Quiet but able to talk well
Calm and cool
Kind and sympathetic
Concerned and detailed
Trustworthy, loyal and honest
Does work well
Sensitive
Thinking
Good memory
Clever and knowledgeable
Loves to look for information
Must control oneself when criticizing
Able to motivate oneself
Understanding
Secretive
Loves sports, leisure and traveling
Hardly shows emotions
Tends to bottle up feelings
Choosy especially in relationships
Loves wide things
Systematic

.:*OCTOBER*:. ****>> MINE!! :-)
Loves to chat
Loves those who loves him
Loves to takes things at the center
Attractive and suave
Inner and physical beauty
Sympathetic
Treats friends importantly
Always making friends
Easily hurt but recovers easily
Bad tempered
Selfish
Seldom helps unless asked
Daydreamer
Very opinionated
Does not care of what others think
Emotional
Decisive
Strong clairvoyance
Loves to travel, the arts and literature
Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic
Touchy and easily jealous
Concerned
Loves outdoors
Just and fair
Spendthrift and easily influenced
Easily lose confidence

.:*NOVEMBER*:.
Have a lot of ideas
Difficult to fathom
Thinks forward
Unique and brilliant
Extraordinary ideas
Sharp thinking
Fine and strong clairvoyance
Can become good doctors
Careful and cautious
Dynamic in personality
Secretive
Inquisitive
Knows how to dig secrets
Always thinking
Less talkative but amiable
Brave and generous
Patient
Stubborn and hard-hearted
If there is a will, there is a way
Determined
Never give up
Hardly become angry unless provoked
Loves to be alone
Thinks differently from others
Sharp-minded
Motivates oneself
Does not appreciates praises
High-spirited
Well-built and tough
Deep love and emotions
Romantic
Uncertain in relationships
Homely
Hardworking
High abilities
Trustworthy
Honest and keeps secrets
Not able to control emotions
Unpredictable

.:*DECEMBER*:.
Loyal and generous
Patriotic
Active in games and interactions
Impatient and hasty
Ambitious
Influential in organizations
Fun to be with
Loves to socialize
Loves praises
Loves attention
Loves to be loved
Honest and trustworthy
Not pretending
Short tempered
Changing personality
Not egoistic
Tacked high pride in oneself
Hates restrictions
Loves to joke
Good sense of humor
Logical

When Will You Die?
lol i`d laugh if this works out to be true..well i wouldnt crack up but u kno

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*a girls first time*(read this and see how stupid it is)
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
;refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
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:-$=rich lil bastard
:-\=bad sex
:-(=horrible sex
:-*=makeout with me
:-!=shut the fuck up
:'(=worst sex i ever had
;-)=lets go
>:o=fuck u
:-[=small one
:-X=shut the fuck up u asshole
:-P=silly lil shit
8-)=super cool dude
O:-)=i'm an angel... fuck me fuck me
:-D=best sex i ever had

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I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn�t drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now I�m laying on the pavement,
And I hear a policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood�s all around me,
As I try hard not to cry,
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I�m sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred knives.

Tell my sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put �Daddy�s Girl� on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it�s wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I�d still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I�m getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I�m so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, �I Love You, Mom�
So I love you and good-bye.

Ways to piss someone off
1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
10.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
11.Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12.Sniffle incessantly.
13.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14.Name your dog "Dog."
15.Insist on keeping your windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
17.Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18.Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
19.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
21.Practice making fax and modem noises.
22.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
27.Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31.Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34.Drum on every available surface.
35.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38.Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41.Set alarms for random times.
42.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45.Honk and wave to strangers.
46.Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49.Wear your pants backwards.
50.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53.only type in lowercase.
54.dont use any punctuation either
55.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's front lawn in spray paint.
60.Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.
61.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62.Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63.Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65.Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66.At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71.Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73.Drive half a block.
74.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75.Ask people what gender they are.
76.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
77.Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
79.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82.Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83.Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86.Wear a LOT of cologne.
87.Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88.Sing along at the opera.
89.Mow your lawn with scissors.
90.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96.Never make eye contact.
97.Never break eye contact.
98.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99.Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100.Make appointments for the 31st of September.

*Near to the door*
*he paused to stand*
*as he took his class ring*
*off her hand*
*all who were watching*
*did not speak*
*as a silent tear*
*ran down his cheek*
*and through his mind*
*the memories ran*
*of the moments they walked*
*and ran in the sand hand and hand*
*but now her eyes were so terrible cold*
*for he would never again*
*have her to hold*
*they watched in silence*
*as he bent near*
*and whispered the words..*
*"I LOVE YOU" in her ear*
*he touched her face and started to cry*
*as he put on his ring and wanted to die*
*and just then the wind began to blow*
*as they lowered her casket*
*into the snow....*
*this is what happens*
*to man alive.....*
*when friends let friends....*
*drink and drive.*

>Her hair was up in a ponytail
>Her favorite dress tied with a bow.
>Today was Daddy's Day at school,
>And she couldn't wait to go.
>But her mommy tried to tell her,
>That she probably should stay home.
>Why the kids might not understand,
>If she went to school alone.
>But she was not afraid;
>She knew just what to say.
>What to tell her classmates
>Of why he wasn't there today.
>But still her mother worried,
>For her to face this day alone.
>And that was why once again,
>She tried to keep her daughter home.
>But the little girl went to school,
>Eager to tell them all.
>About a dad she never sees
>A dad who never calls.
>There were daddies along the wall in back,
>For everyone to meet.
>Children squirming impatiently,
>Anxious in their seats.
>One by one the teacher called,
>A student from the class.
>To introduce their daddy,
>As seconds slowly passed.
>At last the teacher called her name,
>Every child turned to stare.
>Each of them was searching,
>For a man who wasn't there.
>"Where's her daddy at?"
>She heard a boy call out.
>"She probably doesn't have one,"
>Another student dared to shout.
>And from somewhere near the back,
>She heard a daddy say,
>"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
>Too busy to waste his day."
>The words did not offend her,
>As she smiled up at her Mom.
>And looked back at her teacher,
>Who told her to go on.
>And with hands behind her back,
>Slowly she began to speak.
>And out from the mouth of a child,
>Came words incredibly unique.
>"My Daddy couldn't be here,
>Because he lives so far away.
>But I know he wishes he could be,
>Since this is such a special day.
>And though you cannot meet him,
>I wanted you to know.
>All about my daddy,
>And how much he loves me so.
>He loved to tell me stories.
>He taught me to ride my bike.
>He surprised me with pink roses,
>And taught me to fly a kite.
>We used to share fudge sundaes,
>And ice cream in a cone.
>And though you cannot see him,
>I'm not standing here alone.
>Cause my daddy's always with me,
>Even though we are apart
>I know because he told me,
>He'll forever be in my heart"
>With that, her little hand reached up,
>And lay across her chest.
>Feeling her own heartbeat,
>Beneath her favorite dress.
>And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
>Her mother stood in tears.
>Proudly watching her daughter,
>Who was wise beyond her years.
>For she stood up for the love
>Of a man not in her life.
>Doing what was best for her,
>Doing what was right.
>And when she dropped her hand back down,
>Staring straight into the crowd.
>She finished with a voice so soft,
>But its message clear and loud.
>"I love my daddy very much,
>He's my shining star.
>And if he could, he'd be here,
>But heaven's just too far.
>You see he was a fireman
>And died just this past year
>When airplanes hit the towers
>And taught Americans to fear.
>But sometimes when I close my eyes,
>It's like he never went away."
>And then she closed her eyes,
>And saw him there that day.
>And to her mother's amazement,
>She witnessed with surprise.
>A room full of daddies and children,
>All starting to close their eyes.
>Who knows what they saw before them,
>Who knows what they felt inside.
>Perhaps for merely a second,
>They saw him at her side.
>"I know you're with me Daddy,"
>To the silence she called out.
>And what happened next made believers,
>Of those once filled with doubt.
>Not one in that room could explain it,
>For each of their eyes had been closed.
>But there on the desk beside her,
>Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
>And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

A Broken Heart Is Forcing Yourself To Hang Up The Phone After You Have Dialed The First Three Digits To His Number. *

*A Broken Heart Is When You Actually Refuse To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning Because You Are Afraid Of The Reality That Awaits You. *

*A Broken Heart Is When You Think About The Individual That Broke Your Heart Constantly. You Reminisce The "Good Times" Almost As If The "Bad Times" Never Existed. *

*A Broken Heart Is When You Are Crying Yourself To Sleep Every Night And Yet Crying More And More Each Morning. *

*A Broken Heart Is The Unforgettable Smell Of His Shirt That Sits In That Empty Box; Stowed Away. *

*A Broken Heart Is The Cold Shattering Feeling You Receive When You Hear The Syllables Of His Name. *

*A Broken Heart Is Glancing At The Pictures Of The Two Of You, And Then Quickly Turning Your Attention To Something Else, To Avoid Your Tears. *

*A Broken Heart Is Re-Reading His Ancient Letters And Putting Away The Jewelry That He Once Bought For You. *

*A Broken Heart Is Secretly Wanting To Run Back To Him And Secretly Wanting To Just Be Loved By Him Again. *

*A Broken Heart Is Asking Desperately For Just One Last Chance With The Only Person Responsible For Your Loneliness. *

*A Broken Heart Is Pretending To Not Care What His Friends Are Saying About You. *

*A Broken Heart Is Screaming And Begging For A Second Chance Inside. *

*A Broken Heart Is The Emptiness And Heart-Wrenching Feeling You Encounter When You See Him With His New Love. *

*A Broken Heart Is Knowing That No Matter What You Do Or Say To Yourself, You Can't Fool Your Heart Into Believing That You Will In Fact "Be Alright."*

*A Broken Heart Is Seeing Him And Even Though It May Be The Hardest Thing That You Have Ever Had To Do But, You Decide To Walk Away. *

*A Broken Heart Is Listening To That One Song That Makes You Break Down, Over And Over Again. *

*A Broken Heart Sometimes Means: Not Wanting To Go On. *

A BrOkEn HeArT STIlL BeAtS .......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a-poopsie
b-lumpy
c-buttercup
d-gidget
e-crusty
f-greasy
g-fluffy
h-cheeseball
i-chim-chim
j-stinky
k-flunky
l-boobie
m-pinky
n-zippy
o-goober
p-doofus
q-slimy
r-loopy
s-snotty
t-tootie
u-dorky
v-squeezit
w-oprah
x-skipper
y-dinky
z-zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name

a- apple
b-toilet
c-giggle
d-burger
e-girdle
f-barf
g-lizard
h-waffle
i-cootie
j-monkey
k-potty
l-liver
m-banana
n-rhino
o-bubble
p-hamster
q-toad
r-gizzard
s-pizza
t-gerbil
u-chicken
v-pickle
w-chuckle
x-tofu
y-gorrila
z-stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name

a-head
b-mouth
c-face
d-nose
e-tush
f-breath
g-pants
h-shorts
i-lips
j-honker
k-butt
l-brain
m-tushie
n-chunks
o-hinkey
p-buscuits
q-toes
r-buns
s-fanny
t-sniffer
u-sprinkles
v-kisser
w-squirt
x-humperdinck
y-brains
z-juice

He runs up to his roo m and closes his bedroom door .
His mother yells up to him "Dinner in 10 minutes !" .
He places a small white letter on his nightstand .
He sits on his bed and opens his book bag up .
He pulls out a small box cutter and looks at his hands .
His hands are shaking and he is sweating .
He pulls his shirt sleeves up and looks at the taut skin on his wrists .
He closes his eyes and pulls the box cutter across his wrist- deeply cutting his flesh.
He gasps and holds his other wrist out as he cuts that one .
He is now bleeding all over his bed - he feels very weak and is slipping away now.
He closes his eyes and slips away.
He is dead now .
A few hours later his mother cries and screams as she finds her son and reads the small letter on his night stand. it reads "im okay, now"