Vehicle Owner

Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN

Vehicle Info

1988 Dodge Lancer

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile10.9 sec @ 195 mph
  • 0-604.7sec
  • Top Speed240mph
  • HP400
  • Weight-1lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

Modifications

Performance Parts

Interior

Exterior Styling

Car Audio & Video

Ratings

    • Currently 3.3/5 Stars.

Login to rate

 

Last updated: Apr 14, 2004

Hits: 7,600

Shwarzenigger’s Dodge Lancer
“The BROWN TURD”

  • Currently 3.3 /5 Stars.
6 guestbook comments

This is my little shack. I live here year-round and don't have to pay anything! This is not your average shack. I have woodstove heating, 51" Widescreen T.V, high speed internet, Sony Stereo System, Panasonic DVD Player, dishwasher, beer fridge + XL COOLER, washer + dryer, Wal Mart dining set, brown leather sofa set + flowered futon, disco lighting, running stream water, hydro, two bathrooms, four bedrooms with heated water beds + Seseme Street Night-Glow blankets, and 4 pet goats.

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer


This is my brother
Hans Faggat Shwartznigger. He is not aloud to drive a vehicle because of his retardedness. Hans enjoys playing with ninja turtles and watching the Price Is Right on tv.

Guestbook

Displaying entries 1-5 of 6

ajbardo  

Posted by: ajbardo

03/25/2008 05:24AM

hey man nice ride. you should check out www.turbo-mopar.com they have TONS of info about cars like yours. tell them Bardo sent you. dont forget to check out my sprirt r/t ;)

david_rotheray  

Posted by: david_rotheray

12/29/2004 04:19AM

kool lol

doc525  

Posted by: doc525

04/23/2004 12:42PM

I have got to have this car!!! You just don"t see Turd Brown Lancers in such great shape every day. Please contact me with a price. I will pay anything you want. It will be great for picking up chicks while taking mom to the grocery store. If I dont have enough cash to cover your asking price, I'll even kick in a set of mobile home axels, a shopping cart, a barbeque and 3 Def Leppard albums.

nathan91tt  

Posted by: nathan91tt

04/10/2004 03:10AM

Great looking car, It looks like you have put a lot of time and money into it. I am a car lover as well. I voted your car up where it deserves to be, please come check out my site and do the same for me. Good luck and drive safely! Z-ya Later

yenko_maro1  

Posted by: yenko_maro1

04/06/2004 08:06PM

funny page but at least you have a car if that is your car

Show Older Comments

Post a comment

Bookmark this Ride

Vehicle Owner

Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN