Vehicle Owner

Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN

Vehicle Info

1988 Dodge Lancer

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile10.9 sec @ 195 mph
  • 0-604.7sec
  • Top Speed240mph
  • HP400
  • Weight-1lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

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    • Currently 3.3/5 Stars.

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Last updated: Apr 14, 2004

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Shwarzenigger’s Dodge Lancer
“The BROWN TURD”

  • Currently 3.3 /5 Stars.
6 guestbook comments

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer


This weapon puts any vehicle it smashes into to the junkyard. Weighing 3.5 tons it is one bad beast. Plenty of room to grow weed and pick up more ladies.

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer


This is a new 2004 John Deer 5000lb capacity FORK LIFT. I got it for a sweet deal that I just couldn't refuse. This brute is a true champ. Lifts anything.

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ajbardo  

Posted by: ajbardo

03/25/2008 05:24AM

hey man nice ride. you should check out www.turbo-mopar.com they have TONS of info about cars like yours. tell them Bardo sent you. dont forget to check out my sprirt r/t ;)

david_rotheray  

Posted by: david_rotheray

12/29/2004 04:19AM

kool lol

doc525  

Posted by: doc525

04/23/2004 12:42PM

I have got to have this car!!! You just don"t see Turd Brown Lancers in such great shape every day. Please contact me with a price. I will pay anything you want. It will be great for picking up chicks while taking mom to the grocery store. If I dont have enough cash to cover your asking price, I'll even kick in a set of mobile home axels, a shopping cart, a barbeque and 3 Def Leppard albums.

nathan91tt  

Posted by: nathan91tt

04/10/2004 03:10AM

Great looking car, It looks like you have put a lot of time and money into it. I am a car lover as well. I voted your car up where it deserves to be, please come check out my site and do the same for me. Good luck and drive safely! Z-ya Later

yenko_maro1  

Posted by: yenko_maro1

04/06/2004 08:06PM

funny page but at least you have a car if that is your car

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Vehicle Owner

Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN