The King Of Turds
This here Lancer is one of a kind. Built in 1988, it was custom built just for me. The brown turd has many special features including power windows, power locks, adjustable rear-view mirror,
pre-assembly ignition switch, Wal Mart Cobra R Rims, air conditioning + defrost, Sears seat belt shoulder cushion, heated seats, standard glass windshield, edlebroke seat belts, disco surround lighting, 40 watt taillight-interior lights, euro brown taillights, and a pep boys super slam special tach. Also included are Canadian tire looney tune floor mats, leopard skin steering cover, Seseme Street "Big Bird" door panel design, and "Wild Turd" air fresheners.....

Also included are turd brown Komodo Dragon Tailskin seats and turd brown Komodo Turtle Tailskin headrests. A Kitchen Aid 10w x 4 Lightning Special tape/radio system is installed. For speakers they installed Black & Decker Firestorm 2 x 4's and Special K 3 x 3's for the rear.

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