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Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN

Last updated: Apr 14, 2004

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Shwarzenigger’s Dodge Lancer
“The BROWN TURD”

  • Currently 3.3 /5 Stars.
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The King Of Turds

This here Lancer is one of a kind. Built in 1988, it was custom built just for me. The brown turd has many special features including power windows, power locks, adjustable rear-view mirror,
pre-assembly ignition switch, Wal Mart Cobra R Rims, air conditioning + defrost, Sears seat belt shoulder cushion, heated seats, standard glass windshield, edlebroke seat belts, disco surround lighting, 40 watt taillight-interior lights, euro brown taillights, and a pep boys super slam special tach. Also included are Canadian tire looney tune floor mats, leopard skin steering cover, Seseme Street "Big Bird" door panel design, and "Wild Turd" air fresheners.....

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer

Also included are turd brown Komodo Dragon Tailskin seats and turd brown Komodo Turtle Tailskin headrests. A Kitchen Aid 10w x 4 Lightning Special tape/radio system is installed. For speakers they installed Black & Decker Firestorm 2 x 4's and Special K 3 x 3's for the rear.

brownturd98's 1988 Dodge Lancer

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ajbardo  

Posted by: ajbardo

03/25/2008 05:24AM

hey man nice ride. you should check out www.turbo-mopar.com they have TONS of info about cars like yours. tell them Bardo sent you. dont forget to check out my sprirt r/t ;)

david_rotheray  

Posted by: david_rotheray

12/29/2004 04:19AM

kool lol

doc525  

Posted by: doc525

04/23/2004 12:42PM

I have got to have this car!!! You just don"t see Turd Brown Lancers in such great shape every day. Please contact me with a price. I will pay anything you want. It will be great for picking up chicks while taking mom to the grocery store. If I dont have enough cash to cover your asking price, I'll even kick in a set of mobile home axels, a shopping cart, a barbeque and 3 Def Leppard albums.

nathan91tt  

Posted by: nathan91tt

04/10/2004 03:10AM

Great looking car, It looks like you have put a lot of time and money into it. I am a car lover as well. I voted your car up where it deserves to be, please come check out my site and do the same for me. Good luck and drive safely! Z-ya Later

yenko_maro1  

Posted by: yenko_maro1

04/06/2004 08:06PM

funny page but at least you have a car if that is your car

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Member ID: brownturd98

Location: Turdville, UN