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HEY MUSTANGON22'S!!! YOU GOT OWNED BITCH"!
One thing about fast cars, they get you some fast women! Man, just look at all these good lookin hos I get! Bet you wish you could get that many hos!
Looks stock, but looks are deseving!
Ok, This is my 2000 HP Subaru XT6. Its got 6 Turbos, 2 superchargers and NOS! Its like extreamly fast! It'll beat any car on the road! Just the other day I had it out on the Interstate, I got it up to 528MPH before I had to slow down to make my exit! Now that is Fast yo!
Now, I know what you're thinking! "He's lieing through his fucking teeth"! AFter all, if it was that fast it would have to have stickers, a big wing and a fart can! right? Well, I did have all that. But, I was going so fast one day that they all came off! Well, That totaly f-cked with my HP I mean, without my stickers, I was only putting out maybe 1000 ponys! But then I discovered something! Bird shit! That was the key, Bird shit sticks better than the stickers! And you know what, instead of the 10 hp gain per sticker, with the bird shit, I was getting a 20 hp gain per spot of shit! And its cheaper than the stickers!
Now for the Turbos, I got 6 Garret T3's hooked together! They combined produce 3000 PSI of boost!
I also got, 2 Novi Superchagers! They produce about 1000 psi of boost! So I'm running about 4000 psi of boost+1000 hp shot of NOS!
Now on top of that, I'm running a 100:1 compression ratio! On pump gas! I've got a spesial fuel aditive that rasies the occtain rating through the roof!
Now I know you guys are thinking, "you stupid fucking riceboy"! "Get a life you looser"! And "You are full of shit, there's no way your engine would hold up to that"! Well, you'd be right! A stock engine would not hold up to that. But my engine is not stock. Not by a long shot, I mean, it may look like its stock, but thats just the sleeper efect! Actualy, Nasa built my engine! Thats right! NASA! The whole thing is made out of space age polymers! Thats how it can hold up to the forces put on it.
Now, with all that being said, Who wants to race me?
The cockpit looks trashed and stock, but its not, the whole system is voise activated!
Now, you can't actualy see the turbos or the SC, Thats cause they are inside the engine!
