WELCOME TO RICE BOY PART 2!

i THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY...

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was an 03' Cobra Coupe and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Cobra, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Cobra erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by.

Hes a good poet!

They should consider makin this movie.. comin to a riceboy hangout near you!

If anybody makes these stickers, let me know. If not, somebody really should just to let the true muscle know not to waste their time

So thats why they wear earmuffs at the drag park!

dude, whenever in doubt listen to stevie!

You know you can actually buy one of these books of tickets off the web! They are wicked!
www.riceboypage.com

Whoever made this up has way too much time one their hands!

Its so pathetic yet true!

Look at that pathetic engine

You tell him Vinny!

True if you only got a fart can on it

I tride to find a chevy one of these but I guess a gm will have to do

Either this guy owns a true muscle car or is just really gay

Good thing there isnt any of these in Nova Scotia or there would be a ricer on every corner... no wait make that two

What a ridiculous sticker!

What a great marketing plan!

So now you know whats in the non-vtec screaming 78hp engines lol!

You dont have to worry about bein retarded anytime soon honda boy cuz u never win!

Always eat your ricers theyre a good source of riceritis

Coming to a newsstand near you!

This is the type of stuff ricers spend al their money on!

The real image of a ricer: A guy with only altezzas claims he can go 13s what a loser

Just to let people know that people are going by and they might get killed like so many others every year... TAKE IT TO THE TRACK NOT THE STREET!

this does not mean altezzas and a fart can!

Who makes these shirts I want one!!

The posterboy for the new wings west ad!

Is that supposed to be impressive?????

this is just too damn funny

one more reason to go and check out the nearest honda dealer!

This is the new lineup of products for wings west in 'O4!!!!!

Well thats brings us to an end of my rice boy collection. Id say its pretty good but if you have any more funny pics or poems about ricer boys dont forget to email them to me and dont forget to sign my guestbook and to vote and Ill come check out your site!