Anybody with this much cash on their hands has enough money to buy a nice car.

Heres an example of a good car gone wrong. It just makes me so angry!!!!!

I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

Remember kids its ok to eat your vegetbales but never eat your rice! lol

I hate those ridiculous things god ur not a friggin airplane!

Its true and to tell you the truth actually lol most of them dont even have a VTEC!

This is just stupid!

This would be a lot more true if it was about 6 inches bigger and it had a shift light! lol

This is so true the first one was way better than the second one dont you agree?

If you were a true friend you would steal another friends fart can!

You tell him garfield!

The man has spoken!

Now for a little break from the pictures...

You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, duh" after EVERY race.
You drive a 4 door `type R`.
Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
More than 2 of your mods involve hiding what your car really is.
You have stickers that even most Asians dont understand.
You have stickers for parts you dont have.
You refer to 50hp as the `big shot`.
Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
When you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter.
Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
You have `power by` anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer.
Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
You sell crack for the image... not the money.
You have `N/T` polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
You can`t race uphills.
You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in.
You brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in.
Your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars.
You spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car.
You go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin.
Your tach is bigger than your head.
You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
You refuse to race because it`s a "show car".
Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip.
At Autocross events you don`t participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
Your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose.
Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
You put R/T badges on a non-R/T car, that is really a slow piece of shit Neon.

They should really make these! just to let you know hes a fraud

A lot better than that drug program!

If you dont see what so funny about this that white stuff is rice!

So true yet nobody seems to listen :(

Ive all of a sudden got a newfound respect for mountain dew!

Talk about right place at the right time!

hahaha

this is so true even tho this one is better than the second one

If anybody knows where to get one of these, let me know!

Once again. a perfectly good car gone bad by a ricer

They must think that to put those ridiculous things on their cars theyre as bad as fart cans in my opinion

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