***Friday, October 10, 2008*** I can't believe this is still here on cardomain!!! It's been about 4 years since I was in high scholl and I had a good chuckle checking this out, I hope you enjoy it too!
Hey yo this site is all about tha most pimpin ride on the phace of tha mutha phuckin earth- tha Chrysler Laser!
^Here's a pic of tha G-ride in tha shop. As you can see we're working around the clock to make this mutha phucka even faster and louder.
Here's tha phat ass interior. You can see that the door has been stripped down to reduce the weight of the car so it can go really really fast! Also you can see our MOMO Shift Knob and Steering Wheel. We got them for free from Auto Toyz after we beat the guy behind the counter senseless with a piece of exhaust pipe.
THE SYSTEM- As you can see this mad beast comes equipped with the phattest of tape decks. Also at the very top you can see the timer, for when we're street racing against some fools and we want to see how long it takes to hand their asses to them.
Damn look at that fine ass. This is what people see when we tear past them doin' about a buck-80.
Just another shot of that phat interior. You can see our high performance spoiler sitting in the back seat as well.
DAAAAAAMN this pic shows how flawless the body is- which is important for the 1/4 mile because aerodynamics are important. Also note our decals on the side- remember folks, stickers = performance!
Ok now the moment you've all been waiting for- the powerplant. It doesn't look like much, but that's just so you think the car is slow. But really this is the fastest NA 4-cylinder engine the world, because we have NOS!!!! And as we all know, NOS can make any car fast, right?
Here's what we want to swap in- Briggs & Stratton 5HP lawnmower engine. Pulls harder than 5 Honda Civics, and when we run NOS through that mufugger we should be running 5's in the 1/4 mile.
The bad-ass front. This is the last thing you see when the brakes fail and we go sailing through an intersection and kill you. Sorry!
Here's me with tha G-Ride. If I didn't have to hold the car together with my other hand, I'd give it 2 thumbs up!
Here's one of our mad bodywork dudes patching up the hood. We're going to replace it with a carbon fiber hood so it goes way faster.
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The Truth:
This car is actually jut our shop car at my high school. It's a total beater and it probably won't see the road ever again until it's towed to a scrap yard.
