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Damn homie, check it out...all of my doors open.
oH sNaPs, you know I be havin' them seatbelt shiznits. SAFETY FIRST, DAWG.
Just to be nice, I let some guy steal my stereo. (Peep this: CHECK OUT THEM PENNIES BEHIND THE SHIFTER! DAMN!)
REPREZENT, FOOL!
DAMN! That shit redlines at 14 grand!
Aye yo...don't tell noone this...but I stole that steering wheel from a SCHOOL BUS DRIVER.
I paid $450 to have that big tear placed there on the shifter, yo. That way I can shift from Park to Drive in .2 seconds...without even pressing the button! SNAP!
Thrrr be my strrring wheel once again...just sit in awe of it's leather.
