Today the Racing Volvo was wounded in a parking lot by Mark Guiliani. Pictures will follow...
This is a profile of the 1993 Volvo 850 GT Gran Touring Edition. It is extremely fast, and it has won gold medals at the Pan Swedish Games 4 times, thus explaining its gold colour.
The brick like shape of the Racing Volvo allows the driver to show a small amount of mercy to his opponents by ensuring that he merely destroys them rather than annihilating them completely.
The titanium frontal protection unit allows the Racing Volvo to collide with any number of objects while still maintaining its 5-Star Safety Rating.
Strategic Crevase Technology found in the headlights of the Racing Volvo allows for maximum airflow to the engine compartment which boosts engine power by at least 45%.
The splitters located on the side of the Racing Volvo allow it to maintain contact with the road surface while traveling at speeds in excess of 193 km/h...They also look wonderful.
The 15 inch rims of the Racing Volvo contain self cooling units which regulate tyre temperature therefore increasing handling during race events.
The racing cockpit of the Racing Volvo weighs exactly 8.3 grams, about equal to the weight of the illegal drugs found in its trunk. This allows the driver not only to go extremely fast, but to feel like he is flying while doing so.
This bomb, illegally obtained from a military installation in Northern Sweden allows the driver to burn the evil infidels of opponents to dust leaving them burning and screaming alone on the pavement in despair...ok...its a fire extinguisher...sorry.
The shiny lights found on the Racing Volvo Data Aquisition System often distract me while I am racing, this often leads to problems.
This Russian cold bored titanium cup retention device allows me to securely keep my favorite drink while still attempting the sharp turns during race events.
I own you!
Do more acid...its good for you.
