FOUNDING DATE: October 29, 2003.

Welcome to ! RICE ALERT !

This page is devoted to the awareness and recognition of rice in all of its terrible forms. Rice is a horrid fad that has got to be stopped. In conjunction with The Anti Rice, Ricecop, and other services devoted to the elimination of Rice, RICE ALERT hopes to promote awareness and to effectively reduce the Rice problem the United States has today.

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FOR ALL OF THE HATERS:
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I know that once this page gets going, the comments will start rolling in. BUT, thats something I'm willing to endure so long as I can make a dent in the Rice infection. AND JUST SO YOU HATERS HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK SHIT ABOUT...

MY CARS: I drive a 1990 Beretta GT with a 3.1 V6 as my daily driver.
I also have a 1987 Pontiac Fiero, to mess around with.

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DEFINITIONS (HATERS BE SURE TO READ THIS
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RICE: Can be domestic or import. Usually charaterized by flashy graphics and lots of useless, tasteless, and expensive body work to draw attention, and/or to make the car appear fast. These cars generally have mostly to all stock engine components, and performance is either stock or worse due to all the extra weight added by useless body work. The few ricemobiles that actually have speed are run by computer chips and VTEC "state of the art" 4-bangers.

NON RICE: Can be domestic or import. Can be, but rarely are characterized by flashy graphics and excessive body work. The catch is that these cars have the speed and performance to back up their flashy appearance. And their owners somehow managed to retain some taste and class when selecting their body components. More usually, however, these cars have little cosmetic work, since most of their mods have been concentrated to engine performance so that they CAN BACK UP the shit they talk. Plus generally these cars have REAL engines, that are driven by pure, heart-pounding power rather than some nerd's fancy computer chip.

SORRY THIS PAGE IS UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION! PAGES TO BE ADDED INCLUDE:
Domestic Rice
Import Rice
Nice Imports
Nice Domestics
My Cars
and more...

SUBMIT ANY FOTOS OF RICE YOU FIND!!
I am always on the lookout for some nice pics of rice at work. if you find any please sign my guestbook with the link. -OR- email the pic to me at:
RiceMuncher101@hotmail.com

I'll be sure to promptly put it up, and give credit to you unless of course you wish otherwise.

AND OF COURSE I NEED FEEDBACK, tell me how you like my page, sign my guestbook, and spread the word.