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The Pine Valley Brawler aka the "Hunting Machine." Owned and operated by T-Clark. When you've got a big load on your front end, dump it off somewhere nice.
Taylor's Big Ass Fuckin Truck
Guaranteed Panty Dropper.
I have camo on my truck so that it is harder for the cops to see me when I'm bangin' the hell out of hot bitches in the bed of my truck.
Dodge Ram 150
360 5.9L V8 Magnum
"A V8 ain't the only type of V I like to take out"
Mossburg Security System. Newly Installed
This new Security System works great! I haven't had anything stolen. Oh sure, you'll have your occasional attempts, but surivors have been kept at zero for 5 years now!!
Mossy Oak Camo Decals by
ATD Indianapolis
See, it's Calvin, and he's Mossy Oak'd out. He's grabbin' his dick, givin' you the finger, and saying, "Fuck You."
As you can see, I replaced the stock decals with Mossy Oak camo decals. Since everybody under the sun wants to know where I got 'em, I'll just tell you here: I pulled 'em outta my fat white ass, and you can do the same!
Mossy Oak Camo Truck Box by TSC
Pink Flesh Box by Multiple Bitches
Mossy Oak Step Bars by DeeZee
Glove box full of conquered panties
3" Suspension Lift by BDS
(Big Dick's Suspension)
3" Body Lift by Performance Parts
installed by
Burke's Spring & Alignment
Terre Haute, IN
When your Body is raised 3 inches, it's easier to get a female body underneath you.
35/12.5/16 Interco Swamper Trxus M/T's
(Only 2 things require 35" rubbers: This truck and MY DICK)
Hypertech Power Programmer III w/ 180 T-Stat to keep it runnin cool.
Dual Exhaust, No Mufflers
I named the Bed of my Truck "Titties" because that's where I put most of my big loads.
K&N Filter
Kenwood Audio Head Unit, 10 Disc Changer (under passenger seat)
Kenwood 6x9's, 6.5's. (2) MTX 10" Subs in Thunderform Enclosure under backseat.
I listen to mostly country music, but if it has to, it pounds pretty hard, but I pound broads a hell of a lot harder.
As you can see, the subs are stowed nicely under the backseat. It sounds great, and it takes up no space. If you are someone who would tell me to take out my backseat and fill the whole extended cab up with Subs, then YOU ARE GAY. My shit looks completely stock, and I still have plenty of room to haul out my fat cock and slither it all up inside a fly bitch.
Rockford Fosgate Punch 500 watt Amp under driver seat.
Line Input for Sony Laptop Computer, Which fits nicely in HUGE Dodge Center console.
That huge console can also flip back for when I'm getting some freakin' trail head i.e. ROAD DOME. Cuz this truck drops Panty's like I drop dimes.
I have a plastic bedliner that kind of sucks, but oh well. When you're ballz deep in a hot bitch, you don't really think of things like Rhino Lining.
Oh yeah, and there's 2 big perminent titty prints on the front windshield.
I've been in more deep, sloppy holes than you can imagine.
I have 5 big dogs, so I usually keep a bone in the rear. The same goes for my BITCH.
The difference between me and my truck is that it keeps getting jacked UP.
Muddin' with HilBillyGrunt
I got some front fender damage during this Off Road Adventure because a bitch was bobbin' it and I lost concentration.
No big deal, I just had her buff the scratches out with her baby-smooth ass. You can't even see the marks now.
_kai_
TC
