"BUY A RICEBURNER AND SHOW THE WORLD YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CARS"

And you thought your Rice-Burners over there were bad!
Spotted this around town...
note the big ass spoiler on the back which helps hold the thing on the road when it does 300mph

this one is funny, at the time the pic was taken it was a work of art in progress, still didnt have the gaint spoiler or paint yet....

look at this dick-heads shit car, I'd rather walk than get seen in this bullshit:

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and this one takes the cake!!!! and guess what, the guy is asking $14k for it!!! HAHA!!

There are some real bullshit ugly rice burners at this site!!
http://www.showoffcars.com/index.php
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YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...

... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you think fwd is the shit
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars.
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car.
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin.
... your tach is bigger than your head.
... you have more gauges trhan a nascar or formula1.
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip.
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose or a fart.
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
... if you can't see that people laugh at your car and the only people that might like it are just young.
... you think your ride is the fastest thing around

... if you diss v8's or classic's. even if your ride was faster it doesn't mean its a better car.