This is my boy.
2003 Chrysler PT Cruiser Turbo.
AKA: Soccer MILF or Trubo Minivan. Why a PT Cruiser? I wasnt completely into speed or looks; I wanted something in between. Soon Ill have a 13 second ride with 164 cubic feet of storage space ;)
For the non-believers:

Current mods:
Engine:
Mopar Stage I
V.A.K. Intake system
2.5 inch Cat-Back Exhaust
Champion Platinum Plugs/Mopar Plug wires
Mopar BOV
Suspension:
BTG Strut Bar
Combination front BTG (1.75) and Goldline Slam series (3.0) rear springs
Tokico Struts and Shocks
Apperance:
Mopar Body Kit
Custom Fiberglass Ram Air Hood
PTeazer single outlet rollpan
18x7.5 Enkei S&L Racing 387 Rims w/ Cooper tires
Painted Taillights
Billet rear hatch emblem
Woodview CF Dash Kit
C2 Autometer Gauges
Painted Gunmetal Calipers and Rotors
DYI Black Housings - reflector+ carbon fiber
Streamline design "PT" logos
Underbody neon, grill neon, interior neon (all blue of course)
Third Brake light reads :"Saki's GT"
Xenon headlights and foglights
Shorty antenna
Hella horns
20% matching tint
Remote car alarm (badass...dont touch my ride or Ill know a mile away)
ICE:
Pioneer Head Unit
Audiobahn Component speakers
Audiobahn "Ram Air" Amp (2)
Xtant 10 inch subs
Q-logic custom box