Does anybody Know how to make this not crooked? 

These are the worse pictures, i took them at a bad time i'm gonna get some better ones up later.        

I HAVEN'T DONE MUCH TOO IT YET BUT I HAVE BIG PLANS FOR THIS CAR.... 

 RICER JOKES!!!!!!!

If your pepsi bottle has more liters than your import's engine.....you might be a ricer
If you rev on schoolbuses and elderly people in electric wheel chairs....you might be a ricer
If you take an empty coffee can to Autozone to pick out an exaust tip....you might be a ricer
If you think the sound of a ****ed off bee trying to fart sounds good...you might be a ricer
If you let one rip after having baked beans for diner, and look out the window because you think someone is stealing your car.....you might be a ricer
If you rev on little kids on their tricycles....you might be a ricer
If you think The Fast And The Furious was the best movie ever made....you might be a ricer
If you think everything that happened in TFATF can happen in real life...you might be a ricer
If your car has stickers of aftermarket parts NOT installed on the car....you might be a ricer
If your car stereo has more power than your engine has....you might be a ricer
When you lose a race, if you do a fly by and then claim a victory....you might be a ricer
If you bought a fake turbo off ebay and then installed it on your car....you might be a ricer
If your car has more TV monitors than the local news room....you might be a ricer
If your car has more neon lights than all of the Las Vegas night clubs....you might be a ricer
If you have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in parking lots...you might be a ricer
If you claimed to have beaten a 'Vette but for fear of embarassment failed to mention it was a CHEVETTE.....you might be a ricer __________________

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!