Okay, so maybe this wasn't the smartest purchase ever. I'd get some new pics up, but she's currently sitting in my garage - on brand spanking new 19's - with a sea of oil under her. I'm not sure whether it came out the top, through where my dipstick tube broke clean off, or somewhere on the bottom. Doesn't matter much, though. Even if I fixed that, there's still the misfiring at idle, the not shifting into 3rd in automatic mode, and the fucking psychopathic alarm system. I'm not exactly feeling German innovation right now.
This is my 2003 A4 1.8T quattro.

I believe it has the Sport Package, which according to my research includes the 17" wheels and a slightly lower and stiffer suspension. Other than that, it has a few nice bits here and there - like a 6-disc in-dash cd CD player with Bose, Tiptronic, and a HomeLink system that I can't get to work for the life of me - but otherwise it's pretty bare bones. Still a fun ride.

Eventually, I'll be tuning it via GIAC or APR, and probably look into suspension upgrades. HIDs, intercooler, maybe a larger turbo. Might even remove the tint, as it's waaaaay past illegal around here.
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