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Member ID: bot2fast

Location: St. Paul , MN

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Vehicle Info

1997 Hummer H1

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile0 sec @ -1 mph
  • 0-600sec
  • Top Speed-1mph
  • HP452
  • Weight6819lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

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    • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.

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Last updated: Apr 30, 2003

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Guido’s Hummer H1
“honda killer”

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10 guestbook comments

bot2fast's 1997 Hummer H1
It might not look too impressive now but its a workin progress. It wasn't exactly the cheapest vehicle i could have purchased. I'm plannin on giving it some nice extra options, but I wanna do them all at once. It will make it turn more heads that way. But you know I still can't believe all of these ricers that think that their little ass go carts that they call imports are as fast as they think they are. I mean I know my ride might not be all that fast, but it really makes me laugh when I see all the ricers staring in aww because they were thinking of all of the stickers they could afford to put on their car for the price that I bought my ride for. Its gotta be the saddest thing that all the ricers get all of their automotive knowlege from the fast and the ferious series. I can't wait to see what these "tools" can come up with after they see their new favorite movie, 2 fast 2 furious. who knows, maybe they will learn some new terms to use on the track. too bad they will still look stupid as hell.... but thats just my story, I'm tired of ranting and raving about how much I despise these ricers, they just need a role model.

bot2fast's 1997 Hummer H1


I'm open for suggestions as to what u think would look good on the hummer. Just don't be stupid with it or my Rice Eater might get hungry and eat your ride for breakfast. but really, drop me a line to let me know what you think.

P.S. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE 3 FASTEST 1/4 MILE TIMES..... FUNNY HOW ALL OF THE 3 FASTEST RIDES ARE NOT IMPORTS BUT YES THATS RIGHT.... DOMESTICS. WHO KNOWS, I BET IF THE DOMESTICS WOULD HAVE HAD MORE STICKERS AND BLINKING LIGHTS ON THEIR CARS THEY WOULD HAVE HAD THE TOP 3 BEST LOOKING CARS TOO. OH WELL, PERFORMANCE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.... AND IT JUST PUT THE RICERS TO SHAME....:)
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Scryer_360  

Posted by: Scryer_360

02/16/2005 09:48AM

Hey, add a Brute Force Air intake from AEM, then a Flowmaster exhaust, then some high-beam overhead-add on lights, and an a bull-guard to weed out ricers.

michaelmuse2005  

Posted by: michaelmuse2005

07/13/2004 05:29PM

I WANT SOME CRACK!

sublmnl  

Posted by: sublmnl

06/18/2004 08:56PM

nice hummer! id go for some sort of engine upgrade to help w/power and mpg and put a big wok in the back to cook up all the rice you will be eating. stop by my rice crusher sometime. L8r

ENVYMYGT  

Posted by: ENVYMYGT

09/25/2003 06:58AM

Imports are like tampons..every pussy has one :)

289YJ  

Posted by: 289YJ

07/12/2003 12:00PM

I feel sorry for people who drive Rice. People who think that stickers, over sized kazoo's, and rear spoilers on fwd cars actually make them faster deserve our pity.

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Member ID: bot2fast

Location: St. Paul , MN