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Member ID: shitvette

Location: Richmond, VA

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Vehicle Info

1982 Chevrolet Chevette

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile60 sec @ 55 mph
  • 0-600sec
  • Top Speed93mph
  • HP-1
  • Weight-1lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

Ratings

    • Currently 2.7/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.7/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.7/5 Stars.
    • Currently 2.7/5 Stars.

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Last updated: Nov 22, 2005

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Daniel’s Chevrolet Chevette
“Shitvette”

  • Currently 2.725 /5 Stars.
49 guestbook comments

This is my bad ass 1982 Chevette (aka Shitvette). I got it for $250 and decided to have fun with it because it is such a piece. So, don't criticize it, it is meant to be a joke. Enjoy!

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


This is what the car looks like. Notice all the wonderful dents and the sweet paint job.

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


This is my bad ass Resonance head unit. I got it for $35 at Best Buy, it has to be the cheapest head unit ever. I bet your stock head unit puts out twice the power this does! The power is rated at 15 watts MAX per channel.

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


This is the trunk. I decided to be creative with the speakers cause there were no speaker holes. So, I went to the local hardware store and picked up some flower pots. So, those are some rockin flower pot speaker enclosures!!

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


Close up of the flower pot speaker enclosures. That is a 6.5" Road Gear Speaker from Wal-mart, it cost less than 10 bucks!! That is one incredible wiring job, you can't see any wires!! That takes some skillz!

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette

My next creative idea was to have kick panels, but who wants to spend hours building them for a piece of shit. So, I took the flower pot idea and made flower pot kick panels for the 4" road gear speakers! They actually turned out to look pretty sweet.

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


Another pick of the kick panels. I like to do it ghetto style! Notice the pretty steering wheel cover.

shitvette's 1982 Chevrolet Chevette


You can't beat an old chevette. If Jesus were to drive a car, it would certainly be none other than a 1982 Chevette!

-UPDATE-
Since making this site the transmission has gone out on the car, and it was Donated to the Kidney Foundation. I would like to think that some homeless guy somewhere will be pimpin' out the shitvette since I no longer do. The shitvette will live on in our hearts, and let's not forget the great memories of this car being number one on the top ten list of this site.

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LEENSVAN  

Posted by: LEENSVAN

03/18/2007 04:55PM

You are right, it is a POS, drive it off a cliff, oh yeh, you don't have it anymore......just close the page, so others can show off their REAL cars.

jarofbombs  

Posted by: jarofbombs

08/27/2004 07:53PM

With shinny big wheels and lowered..who knows?? could be the best Pimped Chevette that ever is...

jarofbombs  

Posted by: jarofbombs

08/27/2004 07:52PM

The chassis of that car does not look that bad. Just replace the dented parts and a new paint job (total $2000) and it looks good as new! Im not joking...

yukon_denali_  

Posted by: yukon_denali_

08/09/2004 01:28AM

youre next mod should be a match and some gas

gh909090  

Posted by: gh909090

06/20/2004 12:56PM

its not poopy its gold

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Member ID: shitvette

Location: Richmond, VA