"I am a 21 year old sexy slab of steel on wheels. I lived in Pennsylvania for 16 years as a school bus. Then I was painted and sold to Calvary Baptist Church where I spent 5 years. Those were the younger days. Now I just turned 21 and am ready to party! Just then, this really talented Jedi Craftsman THEY call 'Custom Chris' found me on Ebay. He fell in love with me at first sight. I knew I wanted to go home to Detroit with him. I knew the party lifestyle was for me. I heard "aint no party like a Deeetroit party cause a Deeetroit party don't stop!!" So Chris came down to Ashland Ohio to check me out and when he got there made a decent offer for me and Calvary accepted. Thank you, Calvary! So we drove up to Detroit smooth as could be, just like a dream. First step was demolition. I have never felt so naked in my life! Chris and Johnny tore me down bare to the bone. Then the magic began. I got an all new padded glittery black felt ceiling with flush mounted chromed led lights. Two psycho disco 5 light fixtures in the back, and 7 uv blacklight lights going forward. I have bevelled mirror panels with 1/2" led fiber-optic color change light down the sides and rear. I have blue led floor accent lighting to illuminate the silver with black grain wood flooring. Thirty six feet of all hand built 'Lazy Boy' style couches fit for a king. 2 sets of tables with face to face bench seating. Wrapped up in excellent quality vinyl, best for comfort and durability. Under the couches there is some very good audio equipment. I never thought something as big as me could sound like I do now inside. Dang. That $h!% bangs! 3000 watts of total power, enough to shake my whole inside.Free massages for all! Also HD Radio for crystal clear sound. I have a six foot long bar with built in cooler and shelving. Blue lights shining down all sides and behind. I come equipped with two stripper poles to bring out the wild side. My sides and windows are all covered in carpet, so it can be dark inside at all times. I have a rest room with a stand up urinal for gents and a sit down toilet for the ladies. I can't wait to show everyone the NEW ME! This is the Good Life."