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UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
Thank You for understanding!
Here is what the truck looks like now since I dont have a page set up for current pics yet. Its a little wet and muddy out! lol
Unfortunatly I am no longer in possesion of this wonderful truck. I traded it for my Caprice on the 24th of June 2009
The truck actually had 147,000 miles on it when I got it
The Iron Duke 2.5 Four Cylinder
You know you're a minitrucker when
1. you buy copies of MiniTruckn just because there’s a visible shot of your ride off in the distance in a pic from some show coverage.
2. you call into work stuck on the speed bump outside
3. you claim your truck as a dependant on your taxes.
4. Your parents and their friends all ask u y u ruined a perfectly good truck.
5. you've had 2 replace your drivers side door glass when your battery went dead
6. your a/c compressor goes bad, u decide 2 get rid of ur a/c and body drop, rather than fix ur a/c
7. you have to use pocket change for gas cause you spent all your check on your truck
8. people constantly ask you why you would lower a truck
9. you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...ya roll it like its a fucking rolls Royce
10. your suspension is perfecto and your engine is shit
11. you just plain can’t not hit the switches at a stop light with someone next to you...
12. everyone at your school thinks you have hydro and have no idea WTF bags are
13. you drag a hole in your exhaust
14. you have to swat at your friends hands cause they want to hit the switches all the time
15. You remember the day u Bagged your truck but cant remember your anniversary
16. Your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck
17. You would rather buy a aftermarket part for your truck before you buy a stock part to fix your truck so it runs
18. You check your mail straight for 5 days cause u knows MT will become. Other than that your wife checks the mail
19. You hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that skin u have been wanting
20. you have shaved door handles and everybody that tries to open your door has the biggest confused look on their face. And just cant figure it out
21. you only shave your passenger door cause u don’t have the money for a popper kit
22. ya have extra air line lying all around in your garage
23. u take your left over tweed and wrap a piece of furniture in your house with it
24. Your boss at work yells at you for looking at porn and truck sites at work
25. Your clothes have body filler in them and it wont come out no matter how many times u have washed them
26. your lungs are full of metal dust or bondo dust
27. You Watch monster garage more then porn
28. your room has a collage of trucks on the wall
29. You have a stack of MT mags by the toilet
30. someone calls your truck a low rider u consider those fighting words
31. u hear hail is in the forecast u grab the blankets off your bed and go cover your truck
32. You have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol
33. When you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them
34. If everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" weather it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table, your kids power wheels
35. You get excited, when in the winter, you see a big state snow plow drop its plow and drag it down the highway.
36. If you have truck parts lying around INSIDE the house
37. Its been 20 degrees or colder and your out in it working on your truck
38. If you have any part of your home decorated w/posters from old MTs
39. You remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names.
40. If zip ties are your best friends
41. If your afraid to get a job before the show season cause they might make ya work on those days
42. If ya love scaring the shit out of people walking on the road by dumping your truck
44. If you have burnt up more than 2 sawzalls and grinders while performing frame and body drop mods
45. If at Wendy’s...McDonalds, taco bell, and burger king...they all tell you to hit the switches every time your there
46. Every time u pull up to a stop light someone looks at you and does the hand motion telling u to make it go up and down
47. When your stereo is worth more than your truck
48. If every time you see ANY vehicle, you say, that would look badass hacked up
49. People ask you if your air tanks are nos bottles
50. If your girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship
51. If you get stopped for dragging, and you tell the officer something on your truck fell off
52. If people fuck with your truck cause its nicer then anything they ever got
53. If you play with your switches at a red light to get the attention of the hot chick walking across the street
54. Every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of street trucks, mini truckin, or tailgate. And sit there for more than 20 min.
55. You own a full-size... but your so crazy, that everyone calls you a minitrucker
56. You don’t have enough money for a fuel cell, so your stock gas tank resides in the bed
57. You have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks
58. You think taillights are overrated
59. If you spell Kustom with a K!
60. You get pulled over for being to low. Fill all the bags in front of the cop and ask, " Is that better"...
61. You spend more time at work checking out cardomain.com than you do actually working...
62. You have a picture of your truck and not your girl in your wallet
63. You picture everything you look at bagged
64. If you have ever had the answer the question "how do you drive it like that?"
65. You’re more embarrassed that your daily is stock height than the fact that every body panel is a different color
66. You wash your mt more than 3 times a week, even if it's primered.
67. You spend more time at the shop than your own house
68. You fall asleep on the job because you were working on your truck all night
69. If you’ve ever had to dodge flying drag blocks from fellow draggers
I saw this on a fellow trucker's site an couldn't resist!
Index:
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Page2- Small Changes
