ENGINEbeforeafteras it is nowSTEREOA HEART-WARMING RICEBOY XMAS POEM:'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this darn F-Body, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The F-Body erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now its too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in a fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing." I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.My name is... to the beats of Slim ShadyHi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?, Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that�s a viper dawg!!" I don't give a fuck, I�ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!