This is Abigail, she is so cute(takes after her dad)
I?d grunt but you can?t really hear me. This car is my dream. This car, the Purple Pavement Eater, though doesn?t have a stick to shift, has plenty of balls. This baby has been a dream of mine since puberty. Despite the purple paint, which I shall add, was the selling point to my lovely wife, this car has the streamline power that Pontiac promises enthusiasts.
I did like the red 6 speed that was at the dealers, but the wife loves purple. It was the purple paint and the Pontiac power that captured my wife?s attention. All this time I have grunted and raved about the power of a GTO and she would roll her eyes and pretend she was listening. Women. Once she sat down in this beauty she fell in love.
Now that I have my dream, I need to ease into modifying it a little. The wife is not so easy to convince about modifications just yet, but with my magic touch and pillow talk, I promise you, I WILL have two grey racing stripes placed on the car. Grey will match the wheels and will look hot. No fella?s this story is not over, it has just begun...
"I WILL NEVER DRIVE THIS CAR"
