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Member ID: artie99

Location: Sterling, VA

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1967 Chevrolet Impala

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  • 1/4 Mile0 sec @ -1 mph
  • 0-600sec
  • Top Speed-1mph
  • HP-1
  • Weight-1lbs

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  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

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Brian’s Chevrolet Impala
“The Land Ark”

  • Currently 3.2545454545454 /5 Stars.
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I visited the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety on 2/28/08.
Many of my images are blurry - a Carl Zeiss lens isn't that great if anyone ever tries to tell you otherwise.
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Talk about in the middle of nowhere. It is in Ruckersville, VA about 2 hours southwest of Washington, DC.

As you walk in the doors they have the most interesting exhibit: two 1990 Chrysler LeBarons. They are interesting because they are the first two cars that hit each other where both cars had air bags. Back then, a driver's airbag was an available option that most didn't opt for. What are the chances?
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artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impalaartie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala
Both cars were destroyed, but according the IIHS and an article in the Washington Post, both drivers walked away. Though the coupe driver may have recovered eventually to walk, because there was no space for their feet.

We then entered the display hall.

Meet the stars. They cost $200k each but are reusable.
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This is where they do seat-testing. There are about 200 seats here and there. They strap dummies to the seat and send if for a ride.

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

The first thing you see is a 97 Pontiac Tran Sport. It fared very badly in the offset crash test.
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artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala


You can see there is no space for a person in there.

Conversely, the 97 Toyota Sienna did pretty well.

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

Then they redesigned the GM minivan platform. This is a 06 Chevy Uplander that did much better.

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

The next display had a Ford Focus versus a Ford Explorer. The Focus took a side impact from the Explorer.
The Explorer did just fine, the Focus, not so much.
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Notice the good sized dent in the Explorer hood from the head of the dummy.
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There was a Ford Edge on display - basically as structure example of an accident. The painted items on the front shot are key points - if they are compromised, then the car will likely not fare well.
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Side crash tests have become more important now that the car companies have made the front ends better.
Here are two examples. The Lancer's B-pillar broke in half on impact. The Jetta did much better.
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artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

Minor impacts or fender benders are a real pain in my butt working for an insurance company. They are also expensive. Here are two cars that did badly in low speed crashes.
artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala
C Class - 6 mph front center test - $5,486 in damage

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala
G35 - 3 mph front corner test - $3,544

They had recently done a new Volvo C70. It looks awful, but held up really well inside (as you would expect).
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They had recent test cars sitting in a row. The Hummer H3 got a marginal rating for frontal offset.
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One of the recent ones that stood out was the Kia Sorento. It did poorly in the front, but surprisingly it did badly on the side. Being up high doesn't help you in this one.
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Here they learned that it is better to hit a pole dead center than off to the side.
Center - Ford Taurus:

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Messed up but no intrusion into the driver's or passenger's area.

Side - 2003 Chevy Malibu:

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The passenger is not walking away from this.

They set up the cars for 'after' shots in a studio. They had a 2008 Saturn Aura in it, which is actually my mom's car - same color and everything.

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

And finally for the test.

We got to see a 2008 Chevy Malibu have a side impact test.
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artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala


Nice car.

The cart comes down a 100-yard lane - pulled by a cable.
Before and After
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It was a LOT louder in person than on the video.

If I were a betting man, I'd say they will rate it either acceptable or good.
The results are in! I was right.

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This is interesting, the driver's window is still intact...

artie99's 1967 Chevrolet Impala

Interior:
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So, now I am even more convinced - I love my tC but I wish I opted for one with side airbags. My next car will have them and I may get it sooner now.

Page 1: Before
Page 2: Heyday
Page 3: Current
Page 4: Land Ark Narrative
Page 5: My day at the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (current)

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ecko147  

Posted by: ecko147

07/24/2009 06:00PM

shit looken hella clean come look at mine tell me what u think more mods come in soon so what else u got plan 4 ur ride

Bick66  

Posted by: Bick66

03/25/2009 01:28PM

I posted a comment on the blog about brake conversions replying to you questions. Check it out. Nice Impala!

Garage510  

Posted by: Garage510

06/06/2008 09:06AM

Thanks, Brian. Keep it up with that project. Good luck. Cheers!!!

Garage510  

Posted by: Garage510

05/18/2008 07:42PM

Nice pages, Brian. I enjoyed going through all of them. Because as I went along reading and looking at the pictures of your '67, I could feel your passion. A passion that I also have and share with most of us here in the domain. If you will notice at the start of my wagon pages (hope you'll read thru it too), that so-called passion started in me since I was a young boy too. I remember I used to dismantle my toy cars to see how they run when I put in batteries and how the electrical power is transformed into energy to turn the wheels of my toys. At a very young age, I too could tell brands and models of cars, their engines and displacements, etc etc. I also remember I used to "distract" our mechanic then by asking what any particular part that caught my attention was for and what their functions were. Many years ago, we were required to present a thesis about any topic we would want to present. The title of mine? It's "How does a car run". Crazy, you might call it, but that is really what we are. Good luck with your Impala. Check my wagon out and read my "short story" about it. Cheers!!!

lilhavin301  

Posted by: lilhavin301

03/03/2008 04:16PM

A bunch of people could say nice Impala, cool car, sweet car, etc. To me, there aren't any words that can express this car and what you did to it. It is beyond amazing. I love the fact that you won't sell it. And you have a bond with it. I am the same way with me Crown Vic. If I had the time and money I'd redo my entire car just because it's what we like to do, and can explain to someone that we did whatever to it. I was really interested in the 5th page you put on here about the car crashes (very useful). Well I've said enough, good luck to you and all you continue to do with that beautiful Impala.

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Member ID: artie99

Location: Sterling, VA