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i bought this car for 400 bucks from a lil old man, had 112k on her, and the car was emaculate.....motor ran like a scolded cat, the interior was perfect, and rode like a caddy.......i drove her for a year, and 28k more miles till i was brutally attacked by a S-10, i was drivin up to school my senior year in high school, and i had a lot on my mind, and was really paying attention. that bloody green s-10 was making a left turn, and had a green light yeild....i can remember it almost perfectly...i was listening to my new "Who" CD, and had it up pretty loud, and all of a sudden this green truck comes and rams into my car.

there was no loud crunch, no glass cracking, no screeching of tires, just a solid "THUMP" and i was stopped. dead in my tracks. the CD player skipped, then continued on marrily.....hehehehhehe, that was annoying as all hell. i attempted to get out of the car, but my door was firmly wedged shut, so i procceeded to slink out the passenger's side....i ran over to the S-10, and saw that the girl was okay, just shaken up like me.

There was some clown honking at me. i am sitting in the middle of a busy intersection, in 20 degree weather, both cars sitting there totalled, leaking fluids everywhere, and he is honking at me.

I do the only sensible thing, and proceed to give him the number 1 sign with my middle finger, and seriously contemplate getting my baseball bat out of the trunk.

the girl who hit me, immediately says that it is all her fault, and that she wasnt paying attention, and i of course, kept my mouth shut and waited for the cops to show up. oh yah, another fun fact.....she didnt have her insurance card on her. stupid female. oh well, another ticket for her.

the flat bed comes along about 45 minutes later, and they drive my car onto it, the s-10 however, wouldnt start. thats right. my big nasty dealt out some damage, it was kinda funny.

two days later i give a statement to her insurance company, and i am now 2000 bucks richer. if that isnt gangsta, then i dont know what is.