The Wee Beasty: 2002 PT Touring Edition.

5 speed, ABS, Speed Control. K&N FIPK, NGK Iridiums, silicon wires, Borla header, Flowmaster exhaust, Weathertech visors, Lund bugdeflector, Slightly oversized Conti Extreme Contact tires, Freedom Designs strut brace, Blanes hoodstruts, Kenwood Woox sub, Wheelskins leather steering wheel cover, Hip-Pockets; Hurst shifter with Booger bushings and gen-u-wine JC Whitney 8-ball shift knob.

Not terribly fast, but quick enough.