i found this on line and i think that this is so true and this is me on most of them any real F-body owner is like this

68 ways you know you own a F-Body!

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires at least once every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle..fun!

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indy car!!

6) When you're trying to sneak out of the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers with Fbodies that have the same interest and act like old friends from high school..

14) You lock the doors with the t-tops off.

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!!

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passt an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so you can race from the dig

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

32. You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.

33. You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your Camaro.

34. You swear the LS1 and LT1 are the greatest pieces of technology ever invented.

35. You refer to Mustangs as "Slowstangs or Rustangs".

36. You rip the fuel injected "junk" out of your post-1984 F-body, and opt for the "superior" carbeurator.

37. "Smokey and the Bandit" is your favorite movie.

38. 1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.

39. You hear the word "rally", you think of rims.

40. Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.

41. You consider the year 1970 1/2 a turning point in your life.

42. You deny the fact the Pontiac made TURBO Firebirds, but you secretly want one.

43. To you, IROC is a car, not a race.

44. Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded Assholes.

45. You want a Pre-nup for your Camaro.

46. Dodges' smell funny.

47. You swear that your F-body can easily outrun a corvette, that is, once you take out your 305 and drop in a 350.

48. You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.

49. Dan's Auto Garage is on speed dial.

50. You get pissed when someone calls your shaker a hood scoop.

51. Your alphabet isn't A-Z, but T/A-Z28 (with IROC, SS, LT and RS somewhere in the middle).

52 .Your idea of art is a three foot tall, black and gold bird on your hood.

53. To you, 'buy low, sell high' means buying a Firebird or Camaro before 2002, then selling it after 2002.

54. You know that hump in between your backseats in your 2nd and 3rd gen.'s all too well.

55. FWD makes NO sense to you.

56. You know all about the cupholder trick in your 2nd gen.

57. Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after the Camaro and Firebird ceased to exist in 2002.

58. You think import owners are jealous of your "real" car.

59. Your five basic food groups are Mustangs, Civics, Chargers, Eclipses, and Novas.

60. You are always explaining to Dodge fans that "ram air" is not what his pickup breathes.

61. You do not own a third generation 4-cylinder from the 80's. If you do, you do NOT belong here.

62. You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).

63. You still call your 1998-2002 Trans Am, a "new" car.

64. Your 1967-1981 Camaro Chilton's is on your nightstand.

65. You look at the back half of an Oldsmobile Aurora, and swear it's the same as a '79 Firebird, check it out:

66. You laugh at the Chevelle guy who bitches about putting in headliners because he's never had to deal with t-tops.

67.If you haven't figured it out yet - YOU HATE MUSTANGS!

68. Finally, you know that horsepower sells cars, but torque wins races. And you use that to explain why F-bodies are no longer made, but Mustangs are.