This is my Land Shark - the 72 Buick Riviera.

I don't think there has ever been a more evil looking beast on the road. Christine has nothing over this monster. My Riv has been lowered, not on purpose mind you, but because the springs are pretty shot. This car is impossible to park in what they now use as spots in parking garages.

The car is motivated by a big block buick 455 motor that puts the power down to the rear fifteen inch wheels riding on the buick rallies. This stump pulling motor can really make this 4500lb bomb go. I have fun showing those rice rocket racers the back end of my car after blowing their doors off at the light. They tend to back off at the next light. Maybe they are still choking on the tire smoke that I left behind.

The best part is that I bought this beast for $800, which is cheaper than those stupid wings that those rice racers put on the back of their front wheel drive cars. What is up with that?