Some people think just because I have false teeth and wear a hearing aid, I can't hang with the homies. Well, let me tell you something young whipper snapper, I'm hip to dip. Just check out my ride.
The 2nd generation Avalon is a must have for a cranky SOB like myself. Between the yip yapping that goes on at work and noisy congested traffic on my way home, I need some peace and quiet. You could be cussing me out for cutting you off on the road, but thanks to the Avalon's thicker glass and insulated doors, I can't hear shit sonny. And with a 210 horsepower engine (the same they use in the Lexus ES model) I'll be seeing your POS in the rearview. Naturally, the "you can hear a pin drop" interior is perfect for a sound system. Read on youngblood.
