3/7/04 New pics added

If you've entered a message in my guestbook by accident, it was probably the work of Acura_dave aka cincinnattirice , notice the added "t" . You can see some of his other alias' on page 12.

Welcome to my page . Here you will find riced(OR, people who were on crack when they "customized" their cars/trucks) out cars in the local Cincinnati,OH area. All of the opinions are mine , in my eyes, these cars/trucks are just plain fugly. Some of these people have put alot of creativity in these cars and some are good at what they do, I don't know why they would wreck these cars the way they do though. With all the money they put into these cars, they could've had a really nice car for the same amount of cash. If you're going to flame me, at least have the balls to show your car on here(or are you too embarrased).Do you really think when you're 30 or 40 you'll be driving a Honda with a wing as big as the car?Do you ricers out there want me to type this in Ebonics so you'd understand it better? The bigger the wing, the smaller the brain.

Is that a Solara I see?

The wing is as big as the car.

Sorry for the blurry pic, he was going soo fast. I thought he was purging his nitrious (from what I heard behine me), but I was wrong. The jackass above (the one that held the "enter" key down too long) has informed me it was for the airbags. It's even slower then I thought. Of course, the ricers will just say its fast(care to tell how "fast" it is)? Is it "will it beat a minivan fast" ? Ever notice the 2 main words in a Ricers vocabulary is "fag" & "bitch". Get m-o-r-e c-r-e-a-t-i-v-e.

This VW would be OK , except for the wing.

For some reason, these bumpers always remind me of Catfish. I was just informed about this car too. Supposidly, its fast (according to phiberoptik), but its still UGLY. Still looks like a Catfish too.

Factory rice.

I'm not really a big fan of Fieros, but HELLO! I always thought this was a mid engined car, whats up with the FAKE ram air scoops? The stickers are a nice touch.UPDATE>>> the person took all the stickers off and added some 5 star wheels to it, but theres a new shot of the interior. Since Fieros were known to catch on fire, a fire extinguisher is a good idea.

Lets see, the bumper doesn't line up, it has different wheels, paint doesn't match....

A Saturn with hydraulics, what a waste of hydraulics(or air bags)..

The Mystery Machine. What a crappy paint job, you need to see it up close to really appreciate how crappy it truely is.

Update...new pics...Ram Air has been added...

Note the BMW "M" power emblem on the lower right side of the door in the pic below(the middle of the black bondo spot).

What happens when a Contour and a Ranger mate...

Yes, thats astro-turf on the truck.

The driver of this Sunfire even looked like Paul Walker (TFAF)

Stock Neon with a nice big wing

Why anyone would want their car to look like some old guys golf pants is beyond me.

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