I drive a 1990 swedish made penis enlarger, that carries the odor of clove cigarettes, as well as burnt and fresh marijuana.

My dad offered to sell it to me when i was like 17 or something, prior to that i drove a 2003 honda metropolitan with big block letters on the side reading "bad ass", and was it ever. you could roast the fuck out of the tire on it, and it smoked just about every other moped on the street, not to mention you could disassemble a 24 pack of beer, and pack the cans under the seat, easily the best vehicle to avoid a DWI....because honestly how would you feel pulling over a moped....exactly. also you could burn past the police men in town doing over 40 mph, and they wouldn't touch you.....

anywho, back to the Volva, i never made a payment to my dad for over a year, some hot chick decided it would be cool to run her parents new toyota suv into my car, completely fucking up my passenger quarter panel, i in turn just kicked the dent out, and never fixed it. some kid , a wanna be gangster, decided to run up the side of my car with his car, on purpose....??? don't ask, anywho, he dented the door and fender, barely, but it cost him 1200 bucks, my dad pocketed the money, and i paid him the difference, so the car is now mine. my car has also lived through a series of hit and runs, and a mailbox....but it runs like a champ and pumps out the zeppelin, bob dylan, phish, etc. through its 4 inch factory door speakers.....

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