VAN EXTERIOR

lines from "Iron Van"( to the tune of "iron man")

is it live or dead?
can it run on unleaded?

can it drive at all?
or if it moves will it stall?

ill think of more lines later...

this is a picture from years ago. i found it the other day and used my new scanner to get it on here. please check my new poll.

This is my SUV (super ugly van).I also have a Buick Electra T-Type, a mitsubishi montero sport,and a Saturn. the reason for the super ugly paint scheme is that any time the van got a rust spot id sand it off and paint it with whatever paint i had at the time, so the body would still be in good shape when i finally get to paint it. there wasnt an entry for " exhaust: welded together in the yard with a coat hanger", so i put it in here.Actually, the other day we got us a wire welder. It feels good to enter modern times.other custom mods include a vac canister from an old f100 ford pickup to make my heater do something besides defrost, my "alabama adjustable cup holder"( a hose clamp screwed to the dash), and a crankcase vent filter attached to a long piece of heater hose zip-tied to the tranny dip stick, so it is easy to pull out and blow out with carb cleaner. I saw a breather cap made by Edelbrock that i might get to replace it. the k& n air filter is a godsend, considering all of the dirt roads i drive on...

i am seiously thinking of stripping the chrome off of the wheels and painting them. too many dogs aound here...

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the "discourage inbreeding, ban country music" sticker can cause you trouble in rural alabama. The Holley sticker is on there for no reason, i have aQUADRA-JET. The red and gold thing in the lower left corner of the window is an "ordinance bomb" sticker from my army days...

currently doing battle with RUST MONSTERS . i would have continued, but i ran out of ammo.

if it's true that nothing says REDNECK quite like a cherry bomb, then the van says it IN STEREO! OH YEAH THEM ARE MY BIRDS VISIT MY WIFES SITE AT BABIESWITHFEATHERS.BRAVEHOST.COM