Hey, I'm Constantine, and this is my 1988 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser...

This will be my ride... It looks sweet eh?

Here's the Custom Cruiser decal and the nice stock spoked hubcaps...

Speaking of hubcaps...

One fell off...

Here's the passenger door where someone tried to break in with a screwdriver...

Here's the ol' dashboard with top of dash and steering wheel falling apart due to exposure to sun for 17 years.

Here's the classic spedometer... Yeah, this car's packing over 300k miles...

Here's an angle from the rear to show the sheer length of this beast...

This is the back, as you can see the covering in between the car and bumper is gone...

The old Oldsmobile symbol...

Haha, We lost the screws(or they broke off) for the plates years ago so I did some thrifty, quality handiwork with a clothes hanger...

Ahh... My future Haas...