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Member ID: iHeartMINI

Location: Bumpass, VA

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Vehicle Info

2004 MINI Cooper

Bragging Rights

  • 1/4 Mile0 sec @ -1 mph
  • 0-600sec
  • Top Speed-1mph
  • HP-1
  • Weight-1lbs

Major Upgrades

  • turbo
  • nitrous
  • bore increase
  • port and polish
  • supercharger
  • extrude honed
  • stroke increase
  • engine swap

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    • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.

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Last updated: Oct 05, 2005

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Samantha’s MINI Cooper

  • Currently 2.96 /5 Stars.
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People just LOVE Bumpass.

MINISteve: oh yeah... Bumpass (someone should make a 'smile' for it! )

Resmini: I hope you don't mind my asking, but is it Bum-pass or Bump-ass Va.?

Greatbear: Hey! Short Bus has the right idea. Park aaaaaaall the way out in Bumpass VA!

Tattman23: My permit lets me park virtually ANYwhere, as long as it's technically in BFE (or Bumpa$$ VA ),

and: Short Bus, my pathetic attempts at levity are just to camouflage how much this suburb-dweller covets your lovely surroundings.

jds: Dang SB, I know we were talking about parking away from everybody else, but that is extreme!!!

camelpilot: If your MINI farted in the woods....... would you hear it?

i pledge allegiance to the mini... Squirlz: ....with liberty and Bumpass for all...

and: And you just can't say Bumpass enough.....

Countrym: You guys are jerks! I take up 7 handicapped spots, and the sidewalk!111

/bumpass

I write:
Originally Posted by The Short Bus i always feel awkward looking at his username.

In response:
Greatbear: Someone has to be there in case a user by the name of "Tat" were to show up. I find this ironic (and hilarious) coming from someone living in Bumpass!

inioway: I wonder if signs from shortbus's town, Bumpass, ever get stolen?

Jimbo: Maybe we should ask fellow member "The Short Bus" if they have a simlar problem where he lives.....Bumpass, VA

MINIclo: Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo! Her MINI is boy named the Short Bus, but she is Samantha! Look at her sigline!

inioway: Actually I made fun of the name Bumpass (bum pass or bump ass?) when she first joined. I thought she must be used to it but she wrote she'd never considered the name's implication.

Greatbear: 63 respond "Is 'Bumpass, VA' for real"??

tattman23: Well, they got a Yellow Pages, therefore they must exist. (actually i just wanted to be the first one to say "let your fingers do the walking in Bumpass, VA")

Squirlz: What the hell kinda sick puppy named your towns, Bus???

Battle Cattle: Who wants to travel through bumpass VA? sheesh thats like asking "so you wanna drive through a volcano?"

mudflap: i never thought there was a town called bumpass, va....until i just googled it. i've lived in va my whole life...off topic, yes. back to support group..

inioway: It all started when my mom rejected me, forcing me to grow up with my "special needs" (e.g. drug addled) uncle in Bumpass Virginia. Now Clover rejects me too.

Greatbear: That picture kicks (or at least bumps) ass!

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cloudcar_racer  

Posted by: cloudcar_racer

07/20/2005 01:37PM

I love that MINI! I bet it's a blast to drive. I'd like to own an MC40 Cooper S one of these days in the future. Come check out my old skool Mini whenever ya get a chance, peace out...

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Member ID: iHeartMINI

Location: Bumpass, VA